I really enjoyed doing these. I messed around a lot with the exposure settings and render filters.



The model is Ricardo Villani. Brazilian I believe.








                         

Wow... I did a lot of stuff on the cpu today. Here they are.














                                  

I've been good. I've been living the life.

I've done stuff here and there. Found myself and learned how ugly people can really be.


I'm better now but it hurt feeling like I didn't matter.

Anyways, yeah.. I've got more music (I swear, most of my music is from the Cardigans.... can I help it that they rock my socks?) Also, I have to say alternative, indie, and dance are my favorite genres. And anything inbetween or a mix of those three are welcome as well. I love mutts. Just look at all the dogs I've ever had. I've never had a single purebred. And I plan to keep it that way.
Well, here' s to hoping you all good lives. (why do I say that... b/c I don't update this thing often and I don't visit LJ too often... so I'm just covering all the bases. No, I'm not gonna commit suicide... that's stupid and the wimp's way out. Plus, I want to see what happens. Life is interesting and meant to be lived. Don't throw it away for an easy out. I certainly won't think any better of you. That's for sure.)

Woah! I just found out that I have the same birthday as gay porn star Roman Heart... wow.
(my birthday is April 11th)

And also, Joss Stone was born on my birthday. That's cool.

Awesome, the safety pin was patented on my birthday.
Ooo, weird: Abe Lincoln made his last speech on my birthday and the Japanese shogunate was abolished too.
OMFG AWESOME SAUCE!!! : Spain ceded Puerto Rico to the U.S. on my birthday. (I'm Puerto Rican btw... so BITCHIN'!)
Ooo! Nifty, Einstein revealed his Theory of Relativity on April 11th as well.
Apollo 13 was launched that day as well. "No moon for you," space said.

But let's see, Kurt Vonnegut died on my birthday... ouch.

But man... I'm so jealous of Marcy b/c her birthday is on April 12th and guess who all was born on that day too?:
-Beverly Cleary
-Tom Clancy
-Dave Letterman (!)
-Andy Garcia
-CLAIRE DANES (OMG! CLAIRE DANES!?!?! I'm so jealous of you Marcy. XD)
-Brendon Urie (of Panic! at the Disco)

Wow. I'm jealous. Bona fide jealous. I mean, come on, Dave Letterman AND Claire Danes.

But what does suck is that FDR died on her birthday. :(




Don't mind this post, I'm just amazed by these things. (btw... umm, years... I don't really care. Wikipedia it or something.)

I'm going to be using my computer more often.
Because I'm going to make icons to pass the time and I'll be tinkering around with coloring my drawings digitally in photoshop. I've already practiced on someone else's drawing, and if they'd say it's okay, I'll post it on my deviantart, and maybe here.
I don't support taking without permission. They're being awfully slow though... -_-


Anyways, expect some new icons.

My dog Max, will be put to sleep tomorrow.

Every time I think about it I start to cry.

...

I can't bear to see it happen.
I know that he bit people and attacked the puppy, Jack, a few times... but ...

I'm so sad right now. It's going to be hard to not have him around anymore....

This post is meant for my personal amusement... and any others who stumble across it.
I got the idea from Megan's "Quote Book."
I shall post quotes my friends and I spout out and scribe them here.

1) Leader: "Bob Dole!"
    Group: "Butt Sex!"  (note, there are variations, like Dole Bob -> Sex Butt or Butt Sex -> Bob Dole... etc. :)

2) (must be done in a "child molestor" voice) "I like little boys."
 -Me

3) "Hey there, chicken pornographer."
-Any who feel like addressing me by that name. :)

4) "Hope you feel better and don't puke out a baby or something."
-Me

5) "We want cunt!"
-Lauren and I listening to Jeffree Star. ;)

6) "It won't feel so small when it's halfway up your ass."
-Me

7)"Well, not everything can be peaches, cherry, parfait, and whipped cream."
-Me

8)" I love cheesecake. If it were a human being, I'd probably do something naughty to it. Really hush, hush, on the dl."
-Me

9)"Rub it all over my naughty bits.

 

....ssshh."

-Kristen (a reply to my cheesecake comment)

10)"If it wasn't for my personal code, I'd fuck you in a heartbeat."
-Me

11) "When life hands you lemons, squeeze 'em in life's face and say 'How do you like that ya' bitch?'"
-Me

12) "BRAINS!!"
-Derek

13) "What makes you think I'm interested in YOUR sex life? I'm gay if you can't remember. Unless you're talking about your dick, I don't want to hear about it."
-Me

14) "I have a knack for walking in on people naked. And killing light bulbs."
-Me

15) "Don't be a grumpy gay!"
-Michelle

16) "Skarpies!"
-Megan

17) "Look! It's Jake Gyllenhal!"
-Derek... using a distraction device

18) " AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
You've got the Mangles!!!"
-Ben

19) "Ouch... that looks painful."
-Me while watching machine hentai... O_o

20) " Guess what?! You're my Korean God."
-Natalia after our conversation about Koreans and eating dogs

21) "Looks like we're going to have to take him out back and shoot him with the shotgun. Just like Old Yeller!"
-Me

22) " hey there mr. big lunchbox."
-Natalia... note: lunchbox is a sexual innuendo... IN YOUR ENDO!

23) " so, um...
DEATH POKE
yeah...have fun being dead"
-Haley

24) "Amamiya!"
-Alicia

25) Me- "I dunno' what kind of yaoi does V like?"
Jared - "Any kind!"

26) "LIVE ACTION YAOI!"
-Izzy :D I love her for this idea.

27) "Is that a monkey fucking a coconut?"
-I can't remember... Brad?

28) "Branigan's law is like Branigan's love. Hard and fast."
-Zap Branigan from Futurama

29) "Our princess is in another castle."
"WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?"
-Me
 
30) -Me "Why don't you do that invisible thingy?"
*mario becomes paper thin and he gets through the obstacle*
-Derek "I hate you."
-Me and Derek while he's stuck in Super Paper Mario

31) "SERVICE ME!"
-Me to my cell phone

32) "I like watching people play by themselves."
-Me talking about video games... right?

33) "I hate porno with a plot." -Nate
"That's why i don't bother with the volume if they're not fucking." -Me

34) "Let me ride your magical pants or I'll shoot your damned pet grackle."
-Me

35) "I don't need drugs. I am my own drug."
-Me

36) "Chivalry's not dead. It's in a coma... a really long one."
-Me

37) "Oh Lordy, Lordy does he have a butt!"
-Me

38) "Get your inner seme and top every day!"
-Me

39) "Come on, you KNOW that the Wii is one hot biatch just waiting to be fooled around with."
-Me

to be continued....

OMFG... X-Files bloopers are hilarious.

I'm watching some and it's really funny. I can see why people think David Duchovny is good looking now. He is pretty cute. Charming rather. XD

Anyways, here's links to them all. Because I'm like that.

Season 1

Season 2

Season 3

Season 4

Season 5

Season 6

If you want more, just look for them.

Porn is funny sometimes. Like, the setup.
Here is some dialogue two guys have before fucking (they're firefighters by the way):

-"That was a hell of a blaze."

-"Sure was. Look at this, man. Fightin' fires gives me a fuckin' hard-on."

-"Looks like you got a 3 fuckin' alarm right there."

-"Yeah, I'm serious, man. Doesn't fightin' fires get your cock hard?"

-"Nah, it doesn't but looking at that does."

-"Yeah? Well, why don't you come put this fire out with your mouth?"

/end dialogue, cue cheesy porn music and commence blow job.

XD That is fuckin' hilarious.
I've got a fire, why don't you fight it with your mouth?

Ah, The Cardigans are so much love in so many ways.
I can't help it that they make music that makes my brain happy.


So yeah. I've been doing... not much. Drawing and listening to music. And watching that darned televisor.

I want to know all of my friend's ethnicities so I can start saying shit like "You're My Favorite Black Person!"
Or whatever.
Derek is already "My Favorite German" with his brother Brad holding a not very close 2nd (he's made a habit of making me feel awkward and pissed at him all at once lately ... so he should really get 3rd or whatever... b/c I know another one of you WHITE people I know MUST have SOME German in them. Europeans.)
In a sense, all Europeans are Asians. Damn them. But hey then that means I'm part Asian! W00T!!! (Spanish... Spaniards .... SPAIN FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!! then the other part of me is African and the other part from that is Taino... which if that whole "everyone's from Africa" stuff is true... then it doesn't really matter because We're ALL African then.)


Anyways.... let me ride your magical pants or I'll shoot your damned pet grackle. Fucking grackles should die.



Silly you, I don't need your hallucinogenic drugs... my brain's plenty enough for that.
You know what would suck... if Seylar from Heroes had all those people's consciences in him after he eats their brains... or whatever he does with TEH BRA1NZ!!! Then they'd fight for power or something... or like he'd kill himself just to shut them up. XD That'd be awesome. Gabriel KILL YOURSELF! Weird how his name is Gabriel. Biblical allusions OOOOOOO!!!! XD I love that show. Derek and I make fun of the whole brains thing all the time. It's our thing dammit! Don't steal it.

I am currently sick with a bacterial throat infection.

And I'm feeling down.
(as in depressed)
I'm thinking too much about the future. And the future usually scares me. That's how come my life is usually so dull. I never take chances.
It's my stupid conscience I think.
Or I'm just a victim of environment.


I feel like I might need help fr these mental problems or something....

I just need a kind of "fuck you" attitude and stuff like that. I'm too nice.

Haven't updated in a while. but I have been reading up on you guys, so don't worry.

Anyways, life is going just swimmingly for me. :)
Nothing else much to report.

I'm going to A-Kon this weekend, and an SAT to do. Crap monkeys. :(

So life has been good.
Not great, but not bad either.

Just wanted to post to say: I'm alive, and well. :)

See ya around, grey hound.

I'm posting all my Kingdom Hearts icons for Suki's KH Collective. :)
I hope they're considered graphics. And such. (In order of most newest to oldest... mostly)

















   






It's apparently 73 icons if I haven't miscounted. Damn. :D

He is such a genital man.



That's what boredom birthed me during Algebra class today.
Then I kept on going... like "That man loves the rock." (as in rock music) and that went into "That man loves the cock."

Wow, I'm totally immature. But it's fun amusing myself. I also drew a pelican. I'm rather sure it would look like the retarded one if I ever saw it in a real flock of pelicans. I bet they love eating the cock of the sea. *handface*
:)

Anyways, I have TAKS this week. Sadly, no I haven't come up with any kind of perverse acronym for it yet. If you want to though, you can go ahead and take a crack at it.
Oh! I just that of a new one: "He plays with toys." -> "He plays with boys." Ewwww, pedophilia. Nasty. Also... that one is nasty on either one if you think about it. Toys... pleasuring oneself... fake penises... vibrators.... yeah.

Anyways, in English we read "A Rose for Emily " by William Faulkner. Modernists are rather eccentric. Saying piss off to values and extorting the deterioration of society. Kudos to them. :)
But, I must say, that Ms. Grierson... she is one messed up bitch. For Pete's sakes, she sleeps with her fiance that she murdered. Can you say necrophilia?
I have to say though, I still like Romantics. Realists... kinda sorta, but just because they cater to my pessimistic side. Modernists, I guess they're growing on me.
Well, ... I don't really have much else to speak about. I hope everyone has a good week.

are just assholes.

Fine, if he's going to be like that, it's his life, not mine. I shouldn't have to steer him away from any pit holes of doom. That's his problem, not mine.

He thinks that I'm lying that his ex-girlfriend was sick and that she didn't want to pick up the phone while she was sick b/c she sounded horrible. >( Besides she left in on silent and hadn't even picked it up since MONDAY! fuckhead.
No offense to her, but I HATE being the middleman, because no matter what, people end up getting mad at me too. Wow, sorry he's too stubborn to actually talk it out person to person. FUCK, he needs to grow the FUCK up. Start acting his age, and ACTUALLY taking responsibility. Why? Because he doesn't and he's only fucking himself over by doing so. He's SOOOO getting taken off my party invite list if he keeps this up.
But once again, not my life.

Damn, I'm just TOO damn compassionate. That's my gift and my curse I guess.

God, sometimes, there is just not enough words to express my anger.


FUCK YOU!


I'm not angry at any of you who read my LJ... it's other people. *rolls eyes*

No one really even watches my community. Just two of my LJ usernames, those are the only ones.

So here are some new icon, no particular order, just mixed it all together.

It seems whenever I seem to be happy, someone I know may happen to be in bad times or a dreadful mood.
Or the other way around.
I guess it's a universal thing.

I just wish happiness and having a level of comfort, even if for a short time, were some type of transmittable disease.

Although I could see people being asses and having an ass parade because they're not happy.

Well, you know what, we're gonna' inject you with our happiness disease syringe. See how you like it.

O_O

I'm so weird.
I was really off today... saying random ass things.
Like, I drew a girl (horrible ... no face or arms, or anything really) just her chest (big boobs of course b/c ... well you'll find out) she's wearing a shirt reading "I'm A Tramp"

Well, the first step is admitting you have a problem, so at least she's on her way.

I know I'll totally miss C lunch with all my friends whenever Junior year is over.
*sighs* But I'm gonna have to suck it up and make more bitchin' memories.
This shit is eternal.
Sin duda. (Without a doubt.)


Anyways... I've gotta say I'm in love the band The Feeling and the artist Mika.
:)

"Lollipop" by Mika and "Sewn" by The Feeling are currently my two favorite songs on my iPod.
Of course I'm listening to some Pillows as well as Amy Winehouse and some French or French Canadian artists. Mes Aieux and Exterio.
I really like "Chanson a Boire" by Mes Aieux, I love the folkish party feel to it.

Enough of that though, my life is still going contently unremarkable. Tomorrow I'm going to the Kimbell and Modern art museums tomorrow for my Art Club field trip. I'm really looking forward to it. Ummm, missing school AND art appreciation, what more could I ask for?

Well... I could ask for hot dancing naked men... but that's for another time. Bachelor party anyone?
Btw, I've gotta say I love double entrendres. They're marvelous little things.

Anywhom, I plan to hang with Derek, Chris, Ben, and Joey this weekend. Then go to Chelsea's birthday party... I am totally downplaying how happy I really am about her and I being buddies again. She means a lot in my life and evolution as a person. I also have to do family picture, not to mention I'm having my hair cut tomorrow... at first I wanted to, but now I'm kinda' liking my annoyingly lovable nappy hair. It's weird, but I love it.

Well, hope you guys have a nice Jesus Resurrection weekend. ... it's called Easter? Whatever, Jesus was resurrected and that's all that matters. Eye gougingly cute bunnies and sweets are just an unrelated plus. In my book. It's just like every other holiday, corporate people totally gussying the biatch up to gain money stuffs.

But money buys harlots.... so I guess it's fine.



What? They need to support themselves and families too, don't they?
Poverty is bad enough as is.


lol, I realized I'm making long updates, why? I guess I just wanna cover a few days so I don't have to update so often.

It's actually becoming a chore. Sorry, I'll still read, but I will post a LOT less. Trust me this time.



Or can you?


-M. Night Shymalan "What a twist!"



Yes... what a twist... -_- *handface*

Her rendition of "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas